Demon Slayer Seeks Sidekick: The Follies of a Former Mental Patient Seeking a Friend to the End (Read Day Two) Day Three Friday May 6th I reluctantly look at my emails to see it full of messages from this dating site. I roll my eyes. Is this really what is necessary for me to enter … More Demon Slayer Seeks Sidekick: Day Three
It’s Monday. (says Ms. Obvious) You’re not writing. (says dear readers) What are you doing?? (asks the little guy who resides in the right quadrant of brain space) They’re all going to laugh at you! (says Adam Sandler, that bastard) <——–“The page is fucking blank!” she screamed at no one in particular. I don’t know. … More …so…yeah…
Reasons to chop up your coworkers/customers: Headphones are clearly inserted into my ears so bypass me for the next hour. No? You’re still talking? Your ear will display nicely in a clear acrylic cube on my desk. Perhaps the bloody visual will deter future interruptions. Why are you asking me to copy and paste a … More What do you mean it isn’t Thursday?
I’ve been working on the next chapter of my How Boys Contributed to the Demise of My Sanity series…it sucks. Like painful kind of suck. Like, sucks the marrow from my fragile, rebuilt exoskeleton. I want to ditch the whole project. I don’t want to think about it. How I fucked up. How that man … More Tuesday Thoughts: Malleable Titanium Exoskeleton
Picture perfect humid July afternoon, a crawfish boil is underway, lawn chairs and kegs scattered about. Children swimming in a green, fetid above ground pool, dog poop decorating the land, men in sleeveless t-shirts aiming bottle rockets at each other; just another grand day in a north-end white trash neighborhood. And there I am, summer … More The End of Infinity