Clear the Cobwebs: Spring Quiz

Let’s lighten things up a bit here at EAYD. My beautiful friend (and childhood-always-best-friend) Cari over at viCARIously Speaking posted a fun Grown-Up Quiz. I know you wait breathlessly to get a glimpse of my “normal”. I would enjoy reading your answers as well, so feel free to copy the questions and tag me in your post. -xo 3T

  1. What bill do you hate paying the most?  Rent. It should be a gift to the landlord that I deem his house worthy of my presence.
  2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? In the house I should not have to pay rent for with a man I knew for less than a week but my soul has known for always.
  3. What do you really want to be doing right now? Writing while on a beach, basking in the beauty while typing out a terrifyingly twisty tale.
  4. How many colleges did you attend? Four total. 1) LSU for psychology, 2) Duquesne University for Leadership in Humane Education and Shelter Management, 3) Robert Morris for Drafting & Design, 4) Academy of Art University for Interior Architecture & Design. Hey, don’t judge, I’m well-rounded.
  5. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? It’s actually a dress which I threw a cardigan over in an attempt to cover my fluff.
  6. What are your thoughts on gas prices? It would probably suck if I didn’t live 7 minutes from my job.
  7. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? P!nk sings to me that I am fucking perfect. I eventually listen and drag my sad sack out of bed.
  8. Last thought before going to sleep last night? Wondering if Mia fell for her captor, Collin, and that is why she is pregnant, or did he rape her, wondering if I’ll ever finish the damn book because I am so over it but invested nonetheless, praying for guidance to keep me on a good path and to help others along their path.
  9. Do you miss being a child? Not one bit, that shit was tough. I miss the people who were in my childhood who have passed on to another time and space, I miss summers in California, and I miss other people buying me clothes.
  10. What errand/chore do you despise? Dishes. And I loathe most errands, such as grocery shopping and tanking up the truck. I wait eagerly for a robot to do these mundane tasks for me so I may sit on my swing in the sun and sip wine.
  11. Get up early or sleep in? Always sleep.
  12. Have you found real love yet? I have loved many dogs unconditionally in my life, does that count? I think I have found ‘real love’ in the past and that love died a horrific death over and over so I could learn and be the best version of myself, thus preparing me for my soul mate.
  13. Favorite lunch meat? I do not eat meat.
  14. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart? A boost in self-esteem.
  15. Beach or lake? Beach!
  16. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? Not at all. I think anyone younger than my grandparents have taken on a disturbing trend of if-it’s-broke-throw-it-away. I don’t believe in this disposable theory. When you commit to someone you go into it with your entire being- heart, mind, soul, body. That person is there for you to cherish, be true in all ways, and be your partner through life. Marriage should not occur simply because it is the next logical step in a perceived “typical” life, i.e., grow-up, school, work, and meet someone, marriage, kids, YAWN.
  17. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives? Sopranos fo’ sho’.
  18. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? River Phoenix from beyond the grave. I would dust off his bones, gently brush his hair out of his now empty eye socket, and ask him to tell me his sorrows.
  19. Have you ever crashed your vehicle? Nope.
  20. Ever use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? Nope.
  21. Ring tone? Icona Pop, I Love It…“I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone. I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn. I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs. I crashed my car into the bridge. I don’t care, I love it. I don’t care.”
  22. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? While being held hostage in a shed in the middle of nowhere. Oral hygiene is uber important.
  23. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go? Big Sur.
  24. Do you go to church? I don’t believe you have to go to a building in order to have faith.
  25. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?Career. So far I like where my new relationship is but if it blows up and I’m a celibate hermit for the rest of my days I’d like to know I will be making money as an author. 
  26. How old are you? 27. I’m sticking to that.
  27. Do you have a go-to person? My accountability partner, she and I exchange our crazy thoughts and help untangle them together. I have very close, supportive, diverse friends and family I can always talk to.
  28. Are you where you want to be in life? I’m working on it.

*I now fear that the Universe is taking note of this quiz and I will soon have a fiery car crash which could easily be extinguished by using a fire extinguisher that I won’t be able to get to because MY TRUCK IS ON FIRE so the whole damn truck explodes.

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